Tupac Da Dogg and Lois the Hound

I'm a Flirt

2008-09-20T14:10:00.006-04:00

Now The Moral Of The Story Is Cuff Yo Chick
'cause Hey I'm Black, Handsome, I Bark

Plus I'm Rich

And I'm A Flirt...

So Dad had some visitors recently. First someone came in from the Southwest and a dog had to so her some love to make her comfortable. You know how I do it. Then, this posse of ladies invaded 'cuz one of their brother was starting school here. Again, a dog had to show them how I hold it down. You see, this is what I've learned as a dogg: The Ladies love an animal that shows love and gives attention. I try to tell Dad that but, like I said, the fool has no game. He's going to Mexico soon so I hope he learns a thing or two. In the meantime, keep bringing the visitors, yo. They all want to pet my fur. ;)

(Oh yeah...Lois the Hound stayed over this week. Man, she's a handful. More and that later.)

Soon As I See Her Walk Up In The Club (I'm A Flirt)

Winkin Her Eyes At Me, When I Roll Up On Them Dubs (I'm A Flirt)
Sometimes When I'm With My Chick On The Low (I'm A Flirt)
And When She's Wit Her Man Lookin At Me, Damn Right (I'm A Flirt)
So Homie Don't Bring Your Girl To Meet Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
And Baby Don't Bring Your Girlfriend To Eat 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
Please Believe It, Unless Your Game Is Tight And U Trust Her
Then Don't Bring Her Around Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)

Can't Believe It

2008-09-03T16:16:00.003-04:00

I'm a small dogg but I'm all up on Lois the Hound. You know what I'm saying? We chilled up in New Haven recently. I had to get up on this hound to show her how a playa does it, but she kept trying to dominate a Schip. I was like, yeahhhh....

Lois the Hound rules. We need to get away again, girl.

-----
I can put you in the log cabin,
Somewhere in Aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the pain ain't trickin' if you got it what you askin'....for
Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin
Like I said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name
what happnin'?
Cause you look so good
Tell me why you wanna work here?
I put you on the front page of a king magazine, but you gon get yourself hurt here
Eh, baby I brought you in the back just to have a conversation
Really think you need some ventilation
Lets talk about youuu & meeee

Oh, I can't believe it
ooo ooo she all on me,
on me
man man i think she want me,
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

Oh, I can't believe it
ooo ooo she all on me,
on me
man man I think she want me,
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh,
yeahhh,
yeahhh

She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh (yeah),
yeahhh (yeah),
yeahhh

I could put you in the condo
All the way up in Toronto
Baby put you in the fur coat, ridin the Murciélago
I put you in the beach house
right on the edge of Costa Rica
Put one of 'em lil flowers in your hair have you looking like a fly mamacita

Fuego

Cuz' you look so good
You make me wanna spend it all on ya
Get up out this club
slide with ya boy
We can do what you wanna

Yeah

baby I brought you in the back cuz you need a lil persuasion,
plus you need a lil ventalation
let's talk about youuu & meeeee

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me
on me
Man Man I think she want me
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me
on me
Man Man I think she want me
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw...

(I'm Tupac Da Dogg and I approve this message.)

introducing ...

2008-08-07T22:01:00.004-04:00

hello, i'm lois. half hound, half lab. all fab. my idea of a perfect date is a long walk ... straight to peters park, with a side trip to polka dog for some high-end nibbles. gotta treat a girl right. i like peanut butter (see above), sniffing, chasing the cat, sniffing, running in a circle, sniffing, playing with things that go "squeak" and sniffing. dislikes are rain and orange traffic cones. don't go there.

ok, well all this blogging is making my human's opposable thumbs tired. gotta run. time to dominate tupac. ruffs and kisses.

-- lo

Snitch, Please

2008-07-31T16:31:00.004-04:00

So Dad and I were in this park, right? We saw couple of stray dogs just chillin' with this cat. We walked pass, and they were cool. One mixed dawg even came up and sniffed all over me. I was like, 'hey yo, don't be getting all up in business, but you're cool.'

We step, then we hear this old woman down yonder calling Animal Control. Yes. ANIMAL CONTROL! Not the folks that try to find you your missing home, but those dudes who come and scoop us up! I barked back, 'hey yo! Dawgs! Cat! Scram! This woman just ratted you out!' They started to run and Dad tried to stay behind. A few minutes later Animal Control comes by and Dad says, 'Nope. Didn't see any strays here. Just me and me dog.' They then started talking mess about my tags. I was seriously gonna bite someone. :)

You don't really want to mess, with me

Only doggie that I trust, is me

Mess around and make me bust, this heat

That's, the devil, they always want to dance!

Seduction

2008-07-29T19:07:00.006-04:00

I'm tryin' to chill
But she's got me on the spot
She's so cocky
And the way she watchin' me
Got me growing spots, uh
Shorty know that I gotta girl
And I really can't break the tease
Plus dog pound snappin shots
And it's hard for me to shake these fleas
So do I
One: put it on her
Paw my way to the front
Do I
Two: Do my part
And sure don't try to pull no stunts
Or maybe
Three: Chase the cat
Cos' she's sending me on the hunt
Naw
Bump that
I aint no punk
Im gunna give shorty what she want!
...Seduction....

TUPAC DA DOGG IS BACK YO! A dog had to stop writing for a minute since (CENSORED). The world has to understand what a playa a dog is. Me. Tupac Da Dogg. Not Dad. (He has no game).

Take this trip we recently took to New York City. His friend Lisa is leaving to Texas A&M to take a history professor job and we had a party for her, right? So I see my girl Diana (above) and I had to show her some love. Then I see my Tia Cynthia and a dog had to share himself with her, too. They were all seduced by my fur, you know what I'm saying.

Then Lisa wanted some action. What's a playa to do?

Meanwhile, Dad played with his phone. No game, yo. No game.

Dogtender

2008-02-28T11:47:00.005-05:00

(Dad had a birthday yesterday, so when friends came over to give him some gifts, a dog had to slip out, you know what I'm saying?)

Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the pound (so I went to the pound)
Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini-coupe riding round town (riding round town)
I'm just looking for Poodle to talk to and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean... Yeah... Uh-Huh...
Everybody's jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
200 (female dogs) and i bet ain't none of them hot (ain't none of them hot)
'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
shawty what is your name?

[Hook]
Oooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm coooool
She gave me a growl, I growl back
And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

Got a brand new collie so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put some brand new salt on a brand new hide (on a brand new hide)
Triple shot of patron on in da water with little bit a lime (with a little bit a lime)
I'm just keeping it real, yeah... (Uh-huh)
Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free)
Wednesday night I'm on the list Tupac plus 3 (Tupac plus 3)
Everytime I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

Ooooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a growl, I growled back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

(From Q the male poodle)
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I really never come out (never come out)
Unless I'm doing bone runs and just then crapped out (freeway burnt out)
Got a leash side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot)
But you on my blanket we can act like the charts gonna end up on top (end up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the pound baby (baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a god damn star baby (baby)
So my poodle don't see me Tupac can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar' (see you tomar')

(Tupac Hook)
Ooooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a growl, I growled back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

Sensual Seduction (Tupac da Dogg(y) Style)

2008-02-23T14:06:00.005-05:00

I'm gonna take my time..(mmime)
The poodle's gon' get hers before I...(before I)
I'm gonna take it slow... ow... oo... ow,
I'm not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a...

Sensual seduction-duction so i can get a...
Sensual seduction-duction

so we can get a sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Beagle might be with Shepherd, but shes thinking bout Schipperke, Schipperke, keeeee
We don't go to the dog park, we don't go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets, sheets, sheeeeets
Chew us some rawhide, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeeep,

cause we den got ah

Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

I'm gonna take my time mmime!
Lhasa Apso gon' get hers before I...
I'm gonna take it slow... ow... oo... ow,
I'm not gonna rush to stroll,

If ya don't know by now, Tupac da Dogg is a freak, freak, freeeeeeak!
I keep a bad (female dog) with me seven days of the week, week, weeeeeek!
And all that we ever do is play the sheets, sheets, sheeeeeets
Chase us some cats, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeeep,

cause we den got ah

Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Tupac da Dogg is back, yo! I've been busy just chilling out (literally) in this New England cold while Dad has e been locking himself in the apartment watching movies and all while waiting for this punk-ass snow to ghost, you know what I'm saying? Meanwhile, a dog has been bored in this "loft." Dad is just kickin' it, but a dog has to get his and go out and meet some pups, you hear? All I've been doing is eating, sleeping and pooping. I'm ready to make that next step. I'm three now and ready to take it to da next level. I'm out!

Spring come on down! A dog is ready to hit the town.

Mushaboom, (Tupac goes Feist)

2007-10-11T16:04:00.000-04:00

Helping the kids out of their coats

But wait the babies haven't been born oh

Unpacking the bags and setting up

And planting lilacs and buttercups oh

But in the meantime we've got it hard

Second floor living without a yard

It may be years until the day

My dreams will match up with my pay

Old city road,

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

knee deep snow

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

Watching the fire as we grow

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

o-o-o-o-old

I got a owner to stick it out

And make a home from a rented house oh

And we'll collect the moments one by one

I guess that's how the future's done oh

How many acres, how much light
Tucked in the city and out of sight

Talk to the neighbours and tip my cap

On a little road barely on the map

Old urban road,

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

knee deep snow

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

Watching the fire as we grow,

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

o-o-o-o-old

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

Old hood road rambling rose

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

Watching the fire as we grow

(mushaboom, mushaboom)

Well I'm Sold...

Same Girl

2007-07-26T14:10:00.000-04:00

Yo Q
What up Tupac
Wanna introduce you to this girl, I think I really love this girl
Yeah
Man she so fine
Straight up dawg
She size about 54 coka cola red bone
Damn
She has a black Coach doggie tag say “Angel” tattoo on her ankle
Plus she’s making pesos
got a crib on Beacon Street
right on Fenway street
And I call her “TT”

Wait a minute hold on dawg.

Do she got a litter?
Yep
Loves some Biscuit Claws?
Yep
Do she got a beauty mark on her left side of her jaw
Man?
Went to Boston Tech
Yep
Barks for CBS
Yep
Man I can’t believe this chick… damn
Tell me whats wrong dawg, what the hell you damnin about?
I'm your homie so just say whats on your mind
Man I didn’t know that you were talking bout her
So man your telling me you know her?
Do I know her?
Like a pastor know his word

We messing with the
same girl same girl

How could the love of my life, and my potential wife be the
Same girl same girl?

Man I can’t believe that we’ve been messing with the
Same girl same girl

Thought she someone that I can trust but she’s been doubling up with us

Q, Pac, man we’ve been messing with the same girl

See I met her at this dogg park in Dorchester
Well I met her at this dogg park in Chelsea
She came right up to me givin me conversation
I said do you got a man she said no, with no hesitation
Well it must be a pup thing cause she said the same to me
had her body all in my face, when I’m laughin and buyin her drinks
She whispered in my ear and said can you take me home
me too
Man she was in the Dor singin that same song
is that true?
And I thought it was true confessions when she said "I love you"
Man I thought her body was calling when she said "I want you"
Look I even got some pictures on my phone
Look there man she is with some boy shorts on

We messing with the
same girl same girl

shes the apple of my eye,
and my potential wife

Same girl same girl

Man I just can’t believe that we’ve been messing round with the
Same damn girl

same girl same girl

Thought she someone that I can trust but she’s been doubling up with both of us

Q, ayy Pac , ayy man we’ve been messing with the same girl

She said she got me on her ringtone
Are you talking about the pink phone?
uh-uh, the blue one
Man she told me that was turned off
Its obvious that shes been playing us playing us
Q, constantly she’s been lyin to us lyin to us
Don’t like the way that she’s been goin bout it goin bout it
Pac what you think that we should do about it do about it
Call her up at her home, she won’t know that Im on the phone
Yeah man that’s a plan
Homie we about to bust this trick
Man just ask her to meet up with you and Im gonna show up too
And she won't know what to do

We'll be standing there singing

same girl same girl
She’s was the apple of my eye,
and your potential wife
Same girl same girl
I can’t believe we’ve been messing with the same girl

Same girl same girl
Shes gonna be lookin so stupid when see us together

Q, Pac, man we’ve been messing with the same girl

See she was taken buses going back and forth
I would pick her up at the T-Port
Man I really can’t believe
Same girl same girl

Hey…. The same girl same girl...

Lost in Emotion

2007-07-15T12:51:00.000-04:00

We have more visitors in this week. Check out my dad's friend Lisa, who is a PhD history grad student at Columbia University. She came into town with her boyfriend Harold, this cool German guy who is still recovering from the World Cup. Anyway, I had to skool Lisa Lisa on dogs in the Civil Rights Movement. It seems that she thought that the only dogs who were involved were the ones that the police used on marchers in Selma. I'm like, naw, girl, there were other dogs that were on the other side. Like looking out for da Klan, doing bark-ins, chasing away Southern cats, you know, everything.

Lisa Lisa liked what I had to say so I had to creep on her to show some Tupac love. You know how I'm down. I'm glad Dad had some visitors. He's been acting all weird. The weirdo. He's messing up my mack. This fools needs to get a hobby or sumptin'.

Lost in emotion
Some girls will promise you a
Marriage made in heaven
But I'm gonna stick to my guns
Like waitin for their love
That I might be gettin
My dreams have just begun
Am I a fool
Because I dont know how you feel
And this new love for you, oh
I cant conceal oh
I'm Lost in emotion
Telling you things
you really shouldn't know
Oh baby, I'm lost in emotion
Am I fool at least my friends think so
Que sera Sera...

I Ain't Mad at Cha

2007-07-14T12:36:00.000-04:00

So check it. Q's mom came and got him so Dad and I were alone for a while. I tried to get Q's mom to leave him here, but naw, homegirl wanted to take him home. Man, Q was one cool dawg, yo. He and I are going to have to hook up again soon and chase some (female dogs). I'm sad. My partner is gone.

Now we was once two doggies of the same kind
Quick to holla at a poodle with the same line
You was just a little smaller but you still roller
Got stretched to Y.A. and hit the hood swoll
Member when you had a jheri curl didn't quite learn
On the block, witcha glock, trippin off sherm
Collect calls to the till, sayin how ya changed
Oh you a Doggie now, no more dope game
Heard you might be comin home, just got bail
Wanna go to the Groomer, don't wanna chase tail
I seems I lost my little homie he's a changed man
Hit the pen and now no sinnin is the game plan
When I talk about money all you see is the struggle
When I tell you I'm livin large you tell me it's trouble...

Feeling on your duty, part II

2007-07-04T17:31:00.001-04:00

Happy 4th of July, yo! Are you feeling independent?

Me and Q are going to cold chill it out in the crib tonight while Dad goes out to see fireworks or to the movies or something. But a dog ain't going out there to that madness. These Massachusetts people go crazy over their independence. Just because the American Revolution started out here, they still try to go buckwild with their tea parties today.

A dog has a different agenda. I'm just happy to be able to poop and pee where I see fit and no body don't throw me in no pound for it. I'm also happy that Dad and I make bank so we can chill out in a new apartment and watch some Animal Planet. I'm also glad I ain't no Third World mutt struggling to get his grub on. I gots the good stuff in my bowl.

(not hating...it's just da truth).

If it's your birthday
Then put your hands up
You wanna get drunk
Then put your hands up
And if you got some cash
Then put your hands up
Have your own job
Put your hands up...

Boyz in da hood

2007-07-03T21:27:00.000-04:00

So Dad takes me and Q out after he gets out of work, right? So we're dying to go outside and all 'cause we really need to do our thang, when these twin boyz come up to us and wanna play. Now, I'm all down for playing, but a dog had to go yo!

They were cool. Just some nice Chelsea kids playing in the plaza's fountain. Dad likes to play with kids so he told me to be nice. Plus, we were dealing with hood rats and a dog has to be hardcore around some hood rats. Q even chased them. One of the boy tried to tickle me with a pigeon's feather, and I was like, hey yo, watch where you putting that thing.

Kids were down. Going to second grade and all. Dad gave them a speech about staying in school, staying brown and proud and being nice to their mom. I didn't have the heart to tell him, but these kids were more interested in getting ice cream than taking it to the Man. That Dad...

'cuz the boys in the hood are always hard
you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card
knowin nutin in life but to be legit'
dont quote me boy cuz I aint said nothin' yet

Pac is chillin. Q is chillin

2007-07-03T08:51:00.001-04:00

So Dad comes home and me and Q are chillin on his bed, you know what I'm saying? We had called these mix breed (female dogs) and we were waiting for them to stop by the crib. We had some Barry White playing in the background and red wine ready to go. But then Dad comes home and messes what our game. 'What the---!?' he yells. And I'm like, 'hey yo Dad, me and Q are just chillin, no worries. Just kicking it.' Didn't want Dad to find out about the game 'cause then he'll get all strict on me. A dog has to roam to get his bone. Me and Q will try again today when ol Dad goes to work.

Pac is chillin, Q is chillin
What more can I say? Top billin
That's what we get, got it good
And since you understood, would you
Do a dance, dance the Two
If, you can dance it's easy to do
This dance is on and on and on
Dance until your breath is gone!

Rock the Boat. Rock the Boat.

2007-07-02T13:45:00.000-04:00

Ooooh baby I love your stroke
Cause you, cause you get me to where I’m going
In a jury you’ll get my vote
Cause I believe, I believe you know just what you doing now
Baby now we can coast, Just don’t get in a hurry
That’s too slow
Go ahead and put that thing in over drive
I want you to(rock the boat)Rock the boat, rock the boat...

Aaliyah sang this sang, and everyone missed the line about voting. This is a political song, not about getting down and dirty. Which brings me to this point. A woman in Washington state has registered her dog to vote. Check the story here.

Hey yo...I want to vote, too. This state could use a schipperke in office, you know what I'm saying? Can you also imagine if this happens in New Mexico? Lobos would run that mug. Texas? Enter the shepherds and chihuahuas. Arizona? Say hello to Governor Coyote.

Stroke it for me, Mmm
'Stroke it baby, Stroke it baby
Mmmm, Work it baby, Work it baby
Oooh Stroke It...

How do you want it? How does it feel?

2007-07-02T08:29:00.000-04:00

Comin up as a doggie in the cash game
livin in the fast lane; I'm for real
How do you want it? How do you feel?
Comin up as a doggie in the cash game
livin in the fast lane; I'm for real...

So check it. I've been always telling Dad to bring me home a poodle so I can spit my game, right? So on Thursday, Dad finally brings home this poodle, and I'm like, hello, time to get my mack on. But I's start to step I notice that...it's a dude! I'm like, hey yo dad, I wanted a poodle (female dog), you know what I'm saying? I can't mack on no dude!

It's all good though. The poodle's name is Q and he is the son of one of Dad's co-worker who went to the Caribbean for a week. Q is just stopping at the crib fo' a bit. Turns out, he's a straight up playa, too. Dad has been taking us outside and we've been talking mess to all those pitbull haters and barking at all those mix breed (female dogs), you know I'm saying? He's teaching me to work a better playa bark, and I'm skooling him on the game...rolling over, cuddling, licking the lick when you need it. It's on now.

Love the way you activate your hips and push your thing out
Got a doggie wantin it so bad I'm bout to pass out
Wanna dig you, and I can't even lie about it
Baby just alleviate your clothes, time to fly up out it
Catch you at a club, oh shot you got me fiendin
Body talkin shhh to me but I can't comprehend the meaning
Now if you wanna roll with me, then here's your chance
Doin eighty on the freeway, police catch me if you can
Forgive me i'm a rider, still I'm just a simple man
All I want is money, f the fame I'm a simple man
Mr. International, playa with the passport
Just like Aladdin (female dog), get you anything you ask for
It's either him or me -- champagne, HennesseyA
favorite of my homies when we floss, on our enemies
Witness as we creep to a low speed, peep what a girl need
Bite some mo' hide, funk, ya don't need
Approachin hoochies with a passion, been a long day
But I've been driven by attraction in a strong way
Your body is bangin baby I love it when you flaunt it
Time to give it to daddy doggie now tell me how you want it...

How do you want it? How does it feel?

You Must Not Know About Me, You Must Not Know About Me...

2007-04-29T13:53:00.000-04:00

I know...it was only a matter of time before the haters showed themselves here in Boston, but they are coming out in full force. Someone is talking mess about my dad, trying to rat him out about stuff that ain't true. Some other folks act like they are down with the cause, but they ain't. Then, there are some folks who are getting in our way, and some folks losing faith. It's all good, though. We ain't sweating nothing, you know what I'm saying?

If you haters think y'all are going to knock us down you must be smoking some trees 'cause ain't no one will kept us down. Tomorrow is another day, and we'll be going full force so hard you might end up getting your arse bit by a dog. (And if you snitch, you won't be able to prove anything because a dog will bury that piece of arse and no one is going to see anything.)

Que se sabes tu de mi, no me hagas reír
Tu creías que eras imprescindible
pero sin tu amor no voy a morirme, baby

Que se sabes tu de mi, no me hagas reír
Me veras con otro hombre a mi lado
Ya lo ves traidor voy a sustituirte
Voy a olvidar tu amor

This is why I'm Hot

2007-03-18T22:18:00.000-04:00

Sorry for the long time no see, partners. You see, Dad and I have been doing some traveling. We went to New York, New Haven and then Dad took his family to Montreal. A dog's been busy, yo! Anyway...I made my first video appearance when his brother Adam came to town. Check him out with Dylan. Man...these humans know how to hold it down.

Bear Witness

2006-12-19T15:00:00.000-05:00

This is a video of me in New Mexico...the land of my birth. Bear Witness.

I hate you so much right now

2006-12-14T00:13:00.000-05:00

How can I say this? I HATE SNOW. I mean, I really, really hate it. I hate it like I hate crazy-ass cats, like I hate animal control, like I hate leashes, like I hate baths, like I hate vet check ups, like I hate pit bulls. We got a little snow last week, and I hated it. Yeah, yeah. I know it's coming. New England is like that in December, snowing and all. And it will be that way in Jan and Feb. But I hate it, and when it comes down and Dad has to shovel that 'cain looking stuff off his car, he hates it, too. Believe me.

When it snowed in New Mexico, it wasn't all that bad. It didn't stick and we had cool mountains to look it. Not in Boston. Oh no. You ain't got nothing here but grey skies and no driving-ass motorists. (One almost hit me the other day when I was doing my thang...on the sidewalk, yo!) You ain't got nothing here for Red Sox and Yankees fans. That's boring, yo.

When Dad's ready to go back down to the durty South(west), I'm all for it. More doggie diversity there anyway. The wolves and coyotes run things out there. Not like here, where all these show dogs rule. Wouldn't know how to kill a rabbit if they tried.

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh...

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh...

Don't you know we've got to put our heads together?

2006-11-30T15:54:00.000-05:00

Sorry about the long no post, but a dog has been busy. I been going outside to get my park on right before that white stuff comes down from the sky.

Anyway, check it. My dad started a new podcast at work dealing with People of Color. You gotta check it out. Click here. I even have it on my iPod. He and his co-workers are breaking it down. It's got music and everything. Just wait for this Christmas special. It's going to be hype. These New Englands won't know what hit 'em.

I've been thinking...I need to get my own podcast. It'll be about schipps holding it down.

Tupac Da Dogg rippin the microphone the way I do
Listen close, my brothers, cause I'm talkin to you
The problem is we got a suicidal lifestyle
Cause 90 percent of us are livin foul and wild...

I got an idea, give me a minute
And if it makes sense, then get with it
What if we could take our enemies, feed em poison
Undereducate their girls and boys and
Split em up, make em fight one another
Better yet, make em kill for a color
All my brothers need to know one thing
No matter what you think, we're all in the same gang

This year halloween fell on a weekend

2006-10-31T19:59:00.000-05:00

This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto Dad are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
We'd be in for a squab no doubt
So I swung and hit the doggie in his mouth

Ah man, homie
My mind is playing tricks on me

OK. So my costume ain't all that scary, and today is Halloween. So what, yo. Tonight my bark will be enough. Dad and I are going outside to scare some kids. I hate to say it, but Dad don't need no costume 'cuz he's one ugly human. But he's still my boy and all.

Go get some candy, Tupac Da Dogg lovers.

Can I get a what, what?

2006-10-30T21:47:00.000-05:00

Mexico, Maine?!!!! Yep. This place exist. It was one of the many crazy ass places Dad and I came across while up there. I wanted so bad to ask people what they called themselves there. I wanted to say, "Hey yo. Like what do you townspeople call yourselves? You know, like when the mayor says 'in the name of progress I want all ________ to help fix this town!'" Funny thing was, Dad was the only real Mexican for miles. And I was the only New Mexican for miles. We even had to cross a river to get to this town! (No border patrol, though..er er er).

Can I hit in the MORNING
without givin you half of my dough
And even worse if I was broke would you WANT ME?
If I couldn't get you finer things
like all of them diamond rings (female dogs) KILL FOR
would you STILL ROLL?

If I was your best friend

2006-10-30T21:11:00.000-05:00

So check it. I've been travelling 'round New England with dad to watch the leave turn colors and stuff, right? That's why I've been a away for some time now. Anyway, the other week dad takes me to ... Maine! I mean, like the state Maine! Man, a dog never thought he'd go up. The mothas can't even spell the place right. Anyway, we go and decide to hike up some "mountain." Man, these New Englanders don't know how we New Mexican dogs hold it down. But check it...it was hard, yo!

The trail was all steep and stuff. Plus, it got muddy in certain spots, and I even fell down. Dad did, too, but I stuck by him like a good dog is supposed to. I could have left him to go mack on some wild coyotes, but nah, I stuck by my homeboy. Remember, fools, a dog is your best friend, no matter what part of da world.

If I was your best friend,
I want you 'round all the time
(I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine
(Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend
(Uh huh)
now girl let's not pretend
(Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man
(Ha Ha!)
please say he's just a friend

Bling bling!

2006-09-23T16:51:00.000-04:00

Look closely at my Dad's homegirl's hand. See that rock? Yep. La Letty here and her man Brian just got engaged. She won't tell anyone, but if you press a little button under the ring, the rock lights up. That's so ghetto. Anyway, these NY Queens peeps seem like they're happy. I've already promised to be the ring dog at the wedding. And I'm going to be the Dogfather to their first child.

I told Letty here after your man finishes paying off this Ice here, you should get a dog. Every house has to have a dog, you know what I'm saying? Especially if you stay in New York. Then you have to get your Dog some Ice, too. I'm trying to get Dad to put a gold grill in my mouth. That would be so cool!

Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo' city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about 50
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
Bling bling