Act a Fool

You just got hustled for a wad of cash
Man whatcha gon do?
ACT A FOOL!!
Now your friends just chewed up your brand new stash
Say whatcha gon do?
ACT A FOOL!!
Now some pigeons out there just escaped your mouth
BOY whatcha gon do?
ACT A FOOL!!
If anybody talk bad about the Dirty South
Tell me what I'M gon do?
ACT A FOOL!!

See this pigeon. Everyday when I approach Mr. Columbus here to do my daily thang, and Mr. Pigeon flies away at the last possible moment. Yeah. Stay up there on Colon the conquistador, dawg. You gotta come down some time. Anyway, I love chasing those rats of a bird. I caught a bird one time, and word among the birds started spreading.

I'm Tupac. Who? Tupac. Who? Tupac. The one and only. You can't own me. You can't clone me...

Here I come, Here I come, I know you see me comin'
Drop my back on Broadway, pick it up on the front end Steady hummin'

Ok. Enough horsing around. I'm just a little frustrated. It's hard to meet (female dogs) around here. Mexico also got eliminated from the World Cup by Argentina, so Dad is a little down. I think I'm going to rout for Brazil or Italy now (just don't tell Mr. Colon here because I ain't down with the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria, you know what I'm saying?)

Wanna Get To Know U

2-year-old dog
Chelsea, Massachusetts, United States
seeking (female dogs) 2-7 within 50 miles of Boston, Massachusetts

Relationships: Never Married
Have litters: None
Want litters: Sorry. Got fixed, yo
Ethnicity: Schipperke
Body type: Slender
Height: 3'0 when on hind legs
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:No Way
Drink: Get crunked often

About me and what I'm looking for
I'm an easy-going pup who'd like to meet a confident (female dog) who knows what she wants out of life. First impressions mean a lot to me, so do manners. My ideal match would be knowledgeable of current events, business and politics. She'd like movies and traveling and would be comfortable in just about any setting. Actually, I'm looking for a gangsta type. A bad dog perhaps, who has no problem getting into the trash one moment, but chewing on some grade-A rawhide the next.

About my life
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Best feature: Eyes
Body art: Tattoo of a smiley face
Sports and exercise: Running and biting
Exercise habits: Exercise 3-4 times per week
Daily diet: Keep it healthy
Interests: Hip Hop, Jazz, Chasing pigeons
Education: Graduate degree
Occupation: Dog watching
Income: Got enough dough
Languages: English, Spanishg
Politics: Dog Party
My place: Live with my dad
Pets I have: A Human
Pets I like: Dogs

About my date
Hair: Just have some
Eyes: Any
Height: From Yorkies to St. Bernards. I can handle it all.
Body type: Any
Languages: English, Spanish
Ethnicity: Pure Breeds, Mutts
Faith: Any
Education: Graduate degree,PhD / Post Doctoral,Bachelors degree
Job: Any
Income: I ain't messing with no broke-, broke-...go head, girl, get down, get down
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Any
Relationships: Please, don't have a ex in the pound
Have litters: Any
Want litters: Sorry, I said I was fixed
Turn-ons: Boldness / Assertiveness
Turn-offs: Drool / Loud Barking

Just lay back baby and let me drive you crazy
I can make a 40 year old feel like a young lady
I admit I fell in love with her frame
And to make her feel special I let her call me by my government name...

I wanna get to know ya
I really wanna thug you, baby
One dose of your lovin'
I know it gon' drive me, crazy