Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Bear Witness

This is a video of me in New Mexico...the land of my birth. Bear Witness.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I hate you so much right now


How can I say this? I HATE SNOW. I mean, I really, really hate it. I hate it like I hate crazy-ass cats, like I hate animal control, like I hate leashes, like I hate baths, like I hate vet check ups, like I hate pit bulls. We got a little snow last week, and I hated it. Yeah, yeah. I know it's coming. New England is like that in December, snowing and all. And it will be that way in Jan and Feb. But I hate it, and when it comes down and Dad has to shovel that 'cain looking stuff off his car, he hates it, too. Believe me.

When it snowed in New Mexico, it wasn't all that bad. It didn't stick and we had cool mountains to look it. Not in Boston. Oh no. You ain't got nothing here but grey skies and no driving-ass motorists. (One almost hit me the other day when I was doing my thang...on the sidewalk, yo!) You ain't got nothing here for Red Sox and Yankees fans. That's boring, yo.

When Dad's ready to go back down to the durty South(west), I'm all for it. More doggie diversity there anyway. The wolves and coyotes run things out there. Not like here, where all these show dogs rule. Wouldn't know how to kill a rabbit if they tried.

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh...

I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh...