I hate you so much right now
How can I say this? I HATE SNOW. I mean, I really, really hate it. I hate it like I hate crazy-ass cats, like I hate animal control, like I hate leashes, like I hate baths, like I hate vet check ups, like I hate pit bulls. We got a little snow last week, and I hated it. Yeah, yeah. I know it's coming. New England is like that in December, snowing and all. And it will be that way in Jan and Feb. But I hate it, and when it comes down and Dad has to shovel that 'cain looking stuff off his car, he hates it, too. Believe me.
When it snowed in New Mexico, it wasn't all that bad. It didn't stick and we had cool mountains to look it. Not in Boston. Oh no. You ain't got nothing here but grey skies and no driving-ass motorists. (One almost hit me the other day when I was doing my thang...on the sidewalk, yo!) You ain't got nothing here for Red Sox and Yankees fans. That's boring, yo.
When Dad's ready to go back down to the durty South(west), I'm all for it. More doggie diversity there anyway. The wolves and coyotes run things out there. Not like here, where all these show dogs rule. Wouldn't know how to kill a rabbit if they tried.
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ahh...
posted by Tupac Da Dogg at
12:13 AM
5 Comments:
Wow, Tupac, that's weird! I've never seen that stuff. It's just now gotten cool here, and my female human is hoping for colder weather. Not me! I like it cool, but not so cold. Brrr.
My sympathies!
~sassy
tupac, you are like, soooooooo lucky!
i love snow and had such a great time in feb this year running about in it!
We were hoping for a white Christmas over here, but its just going to be the normal wet old england for us!
Happy New Merry!
xx
Sassy,
I know! Snow has this attraction for humans, like alcohol or something, and I don't know why. I'm a desert dog so I prefer dust storms and the like. Anyway..don't you get those tropical storms?
Merry Christmas!
Tupac
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Indie,
White Christmas in the UK? That would be so cool. The only thing we're sure of here in Boston is a White January, Feb, March and maybe April. We'll be getting the stuff like no tomorrow.
How's your soccer, er, football team doing?
My dad's team, Houston Dynamos, won the USA Cup!
Tupac
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