Snitch, Please

So Dad and I were in this park, right? We saw couple of stray dogs just chillin' with this cat. We walked pass, and they were cool. One mixed dawg even came up and sniffed all over me. I was like, 'hey yo, don't be getting all up in business, but you're cool.'

We step, then we hear this old woman down yonder calling Animal Control. Yes. ANIMAL CONTROL! Not the folks that try to find you your missing home, but those dudes who come and scoop us up! I barked back, 'hey yo! Dawgs! Cat! Scram! This woman just ratted you out!' They started to run and Dad tried to stay behind. A few minutes later Animal Control comes by and Dad says, 'Nope. Didn't see any strays here. Just me and me dog.' They then started talking mess about my tags.  I was seriously gonna bite someone. :)

You don't really want to mess, with me

Only doggie that I trust, is me

Mess around and make me bust, this heat

That's, the devil, they always want to dance!

Seduction

I'm tryin' to chill
But she's got me on the spot
She's so cocky
And the way she watchin' me
Got me growing spots, uh
Shorty know that I gotta girl
And I really can't break the tease
Plus dog pound snappin shots
And it's hard for me to shake these fleas
So do I
One: put it on her
Paw my way to the front
Do I
Two: Do my part
And sure don't try to pull no stunts
Or maybe
Three: Chase the cat
Cos' she's sending me on the hunt
Naw
Bump that
I aint no punk
Im gunna give shorty what she want!
...Seduction....

TUPAC DA DOGG IS BACK YO! A dog had to stop writing for a minute since (CENSORED). The world has to understand what a playa a dog is. Me. Tupac Da Dogg. Not Dad. (He has no game).

Take this trip we recently took to New York City. His friend Lisa is leaving to Texas A&M to take a history professor job and we had a party for her, right? So I see my girl Diana (above) and I had to show her some love. Then I see my Tia Cynthia and a dog had to share himself with her, too. They were all seduced by my fur, you know what I'm saying.



Then Lisa wanted some action. What's a playa to do?



Meanwhile, Dad played with his phone. No game, yo. No game.