Dogtender

(Dad had a birthday yesterday, so when friends came over to give him some gifts, a dog had to slip out, you know what I'm saying?)

Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the pound (so I went to the pound)
Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini-coupe riding round town (riding round town)
I'm just looking for Poodle to talk to and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean... Yeah... Uh-Huh...
Everybody's jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
200 (female dogs) and i bet ain't none of them hot (ain't none of them hot)
'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
shawty what is your name?

[Hook]
Oooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm coooool
She gave me a growl, I growl back
And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

Got a brand new collie so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put some brand new salt on a brand new hide (on a brand new hide)
Triple shot of patron on in da water with little bit a lime (with a little bit a lime)
I'm just keeping it real, yeah... (Uh-huh)
Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free)
Wednesday night I'm on the list Tupac plus 3 (Tupac plus 3)
Everytime I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

Ooooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a growl, I growled back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

(From Q the male poodle)
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I really never come out (never come out)
Unless I'm doing bone runs and just then crapped out (freeway burnt out)
Got a leash side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot)
But you on my blanket we can act like the charts gonna end up on top (end up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the pound baby (baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a god damn star baby (baby)
So my poodle don't see me Tupac can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar' (see you tomar')

(Tupac Hook)
Ooooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a growl, I growled back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

Sensual Seduction (Tupac da Dogg(y) Style)

I'm gonna take my time..(mmime)
The poodle's gon' get hers before I...(before I)
I'm gonna take it slow... ow... oo... ow,
I'm not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a...

Sensual seduction-duction so i can get a...
Sensual seduction-duction

so we can get a sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Beagle might be with Shepherd, but shes thinking bout Schipperke, Schipperke, keeeee
We don't go to the dog park, we don't go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets, sheets, sheeeeets
Chew us some rawhide, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeeep,

cause we den got ah

Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

I'm gonna take my time mmime!
Lhasa Apso gon' get hers before I...
I'm gonna take it slow... ow... oo... ow,
I'm not gonna rush to stroll,

If ya don't know by now, Tupac da Dogg is a freak, freak, freeeeeeak!
I keep a bad (female dog) with me seven days of the week, week, weeeeeek!
And all that we ever do is play the sheets, sheets, sheeeeeets
Chase us some cats, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeeep,

cause we den got ah

Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Tupac da Dogg is back, yo! I've been busy just chilling out (literally) in this New England cold while Dad has e been locking himself in the apartment watching movies and all while waiting for this punk-ass snow to ghost, you know what I'm saying? Meanwhile, a dog has been bored in this "loft." Dad is just kickin' it, but a dog has to get his and go out and meet some pups, you hear? All I've been doing is eating, sleeping and pooping. I'm ready to make that next step. I'm three now and ready to take it to da next level. I'm out!

Spring come on down! A dog is ready to hit the town.