Saturday, September 20, 2008

I'm a Flirt


Now The Moral Of The Story Is Cuff Yo Chick
'cause Hey I'm Black, Handsome, I Bark 
Plus I'm Rich 
And I'm A Flirt...

So Dad had some visitors recently. First someone came in from the Southwest and a dog had to so her some love to make her comfortable. You know how I do it. Then, this posse of ladies invaded 'cuz one of their brother was starting school here. Again, a dog had to show them how I hold it down.  You see, this is what I've learned as a dogg: The Ladies love an animal that shows love and gives attention. I try to tell Dad that but, like I said, the fool has no game. He's going to Mexico soon so I hope he learns a thing or two.  In the meantime, keep bringing the visitors, yo. They all want to pet my fur. ;)

(Oh yeah...Lois the Hound stayed over this week. Man, she's a handful. More and that later.)

Soon As I See Her Walk Up In The Club (I'm A Flirt) 
Winkin Her Eyes At Me, When I Roll Up On Them Dubs (I'm A Flirt)
Sometimes When I'm With My Chick On The Low (I'm A Flirt)
And When She's Wit Her Man Lookin At Me, Damn Right (I'm A Flirt)
So Homie Don't Bring Your Girl To Meet Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
And Baby Don't Bring Your Girlfriend To Eat 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
Please Believe It, Unless Your Game Is Tight And U Trust Her
Then Don't Bring Her Around Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Can't Believe It

I'm a small dogg but I'm all up on Lois the Hound. You know what I'm saying? We chilled up in New Haven recently. I had to get up on this hound to show her how a playa does it, but she kept trying to dominate a Schip. I was like, yeahhhh....

Lois the Hound rules. We need to get away again, girl.

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I can put you in the log cabin,
Somewhere in Aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the pain ain't trickin' if you got it what you askin'....for
Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin
Like I said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name
what happnin'?
Cause you look so good
Tell me why you wanna work here?
I put you on the front page of a king magazine, but you gon get yourself hurt here
Eh, baby I brought you in the back just to have a conversation
Really think you need some ventilation
Lets talk about youuu & meeee

Oh, I can't believe it
ooo ooo she all on me,
on me
man man i think she want me,
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

Oh, I can't believe it
ooo ooo she all on me,
on me
man man I think she want me,
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh,
yeahhh,
yeahhh

She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh (yeah),
yeahhh (yeah),
yeahhh

I could put you in the condo
All the way up in Toronto
Baby put you in the fur coat, ridin the Murciélago
I put you in the beach house
right on the edge of Costa Rica
Put one of 'em lil flowers in your hair have you looking like a fly mamacita

Fuego

Cuz' you look so good
You make me wanna spend it all on ya
Get up out this club
slide with ya boy
We can do what you wanna

Yeah

baby I brought you in the back cuz you need a lil persuasion,
plus you need a lil ventalation
let's talk about youuu & meeeee

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me
on me
Man Man I think she want me
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me
on me
Man Man I think she want me
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw...

(I'm Tupac Da Dogg and I approve this message.)