I'm a Flirt

Now The Moral Of The Story Is Cuff Yo Chick
'cause Hey I'm Black, Handsome, I Bark 

Plus I'm Rich 

And I'm A Flirt...

So Dad had some visitors recently. First someone came in from the Southwest and a dog had to so her some love to make her comfortable. You know how I do it. Then, this posse of ladies invaded 'cuz one of their brother was starting school here. Again, a dog had to show them how I hold it down.  You see, this is what I've learned as a dogg: The Ladies love an animal that shows love and gives attention. I try to tell Dad that but, like I said, the fool has no game. He's going to Mexico soon so I hope he learns a thing or two.  In the meantime, keep bringing the visitors, yo. They all want to pet my fur. ;)

(Oh yeah...Lois the Hound stayed over this week. Man, she's a handful. More and that later.)

Soon As I See Her Walk Up In The Club (I'm A Flirt) 

Winkin Her Eyes At Me, When I Roll Up On Them Dubs (I'm A Flirt)
Sometimes When I'm With My Chick On The Low (I'm A Flirt)
And When She's Wit Her Man Lookin At Me, Damn Right (I'm A Flirt)
So Homie Don't Bring Your Girl To Meet Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
And Baby Don't Bring Your Girlfriend To Eat 'cause (I'm A Flirt)
Please Believe It, Unless Your Game Is Tight And U Trust Her
Then Don't Bring Her Around Me 'cause (I'm A Flirt)

Can't Believe It

I'm a small dogg but I'm all up on Lois the Hound. You know what I'm saying? We chilled up in New Haven recently. I had to get up on this hound to show her how a playa does it, but she kept trying to dominate a Schip. I was like, yeahhhh....

Lois the Hound rules. We need to get away again, girl.

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I can put you in the log cabin,
Somewhere in Aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the pain ain't trickin' if you got it what you askin'....for
Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin
Like I said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name
what happnin'?
Cause you look so good
Tell me why you wanna work here?
I put you on the front page of a king magazine, but you gon get yourself hurt here
Eh, baby I brought you in the back just to have a conversation
Really think you need some ventilation
Lets talk about youuu & meeee

Oh, I can't believe it
ooo ooo she all on me,
on me
man man i think she want me,
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

Oh, I can't believe it
ooo ooo she all on me,
on me
man man I think she want me,
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh,
yeahhh,
yeahhh

She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh (yeah),
yeahhh (yeah),
yeahhh

I could put you in the condo
All the way up in Toronto
Baby put you in the fur coat, ridin the Murciélago
I put you in the beach house
right on the edge of Costa Rica
Put one of 'em lil flowers in your hair have you looking like a fly mamacita

Fuego

Cuz' you look so good
You make me wanna spend it all on ya
Get up out this club
slide with ya boy
We can do what you wanna

Yeah

baby I brought you in the back cuz you need a lil persuasion,
plus you need a lil ventalation
let's talk about youuu & meeeee

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me
on me
Man Man I think she want me
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me
on me
Man Man I think she want me
want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw...

(I'm Tupac Da Dogg and I approve this message.)

introducing ...

hello, i'm lois. half hound, half lab. all fab. my idea of a perfect date is a long walk ... straight to peters park, with a side trip to polka dog for some high-end nibbles. gotta treat a girl right. i like peanut butter (see above), sniffing, chasing the cat, sniffing, running in a circle, sniffing, playing with things that go "squeak" and sniffing. dislikes are rain and orange traffic cones. don't go there.

ok, well all this blogging is making my human's opposable thumbs tired. gotta run. time to dominate tupac. ruffs and kisses.

-- lo

Snitch, Please

So Dad and I were in this park, right? We saw couple of stray dogs just chillin' with this cat. We walked pass, and they were cool. One mixed dawg even came up and sniffed all over me. I was like, 'hey yo, don't be getting all up in business, but you're cool.'

We step, then we hear this old woman down yonder calling Animal Control. Yes. ANIMAL CONTROL! Not the folks that try to find you your missing home, but those dudes who come and scoop us up! I barked back, 'hey yo! Dawgs! Cat! Scram! This woman just ratted you out!' They started to run and Dad tried to stay behind. A few minutes later Animal Control comes by and Dad says, 'Nope. Didn't see any strays here. Just me and me dog.' They then started talking mess about my tags.  I was seriously gonna bite someone. :)

You don't really want to mess, with me

Only doggie that I trust, is me

Mess around and make me bust, this heat

That's, the devil, they always want to dance!

Seduction

I'm tryin' to chill
But she's got me on the spot
She's so cocky
And the way she watchin' me
Got me growing spots, uh
Shorty know that I gotta girl
And I really can't break the tease
Plus dog pound snappin shots
And it's hard for me to shake these fleas
So do I
One: put it on her
Paw my way to the front
Do I
Two: Do my part
And sure don't try to pull no stunts
Or maybe
Three: Chase the cat
Cos' she's sending me on the hunt
Naw
Bump that
I aint no punk
Im gunna give shorty what she want!
...Seduction....

TUPAC DA DOGG IS BACK YO! A dog had to stop writing for a minute since (CENSORED). The world has to understand what a playa a dog is. Me. Tupac Da Dogg. Not Dad. (He has no game).

Take this trip we recently took to New York City. His friend Lisa is leaving to Texas A&M to take a history professor job and we had a party for her, right? So I see my girl Diana (above) and I had to show her some love. Then I see my Tia Cynthia and a dog had to share himself with her, too. They were all seduced by my fur, you know what I'm saying.



Then Lisa wanted some action. What's a playa to do?



Meanwhile, Dad played with his phone. No game, yo. No game.

Dogtender

(Dad had a birthday yesterday, so when friends came over to give him some gifts, a dog had to slip out, you know what I'm saying?)

Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the pound (so I went to the pound)
Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini-coupe riding round town (riding round town)
I'm just looking for Poodle to talk to and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean... Yeah... Uh-Huh...
Everybody's jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
200 (female dogs) and i bet ain't none of them hot (ain't none of them hot)
'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
shawty what is your name?

[Hook]
Oooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm coooool
She gave me a growl, I growl back
And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

Got a brand new collie so I'm feeling all good inside (all good inside)
Feel like I put some brand new salt on a brand new hide (on a brand new hide)
Triple shot of patron on in da water with little bit a lime (with a little bit a lime)
I'm just keeping it real, yeah... (Uh-huh)
Baby still working at the club so I'm getting in free (so I'm getting in free)
Wednesday night I'm on the list Tupac plus 3 (Tupac plus 3)
Everytime I hit the spot baby girl taking care of me (taking care of me)
How do you think I feel?

Ooooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a growl, I growled back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

(From Q the male poodle)
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I really never come out (never come out)
Unless I'm doing bone runs and just then crapped out (freeway burnt out)
Got a leash side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot)
But you on my blanket we can act like the charts gonna end up on top (end up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the pound baby (baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a god damn star baby (baby)
So my poodle don't see me Tupac can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomar' (see you tomar')

(Tupac Hook)
Ooooh Collie made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a growl, I growled back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...

I like the dogtender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the dogtender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the park with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)

Sensual Seduction (Tupac da Dogg(y) Style)

I'm gonna take my time..(mmime)
The poodle's gon' get hers before I...(before I)
I'm gonna take it slow... ow... oo... ow,
I'm not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a...

Sensual seduction-duction so i can get a...
Sensual seduction-duction

so we can get a sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Beagle might be with Shepherd, but shes thinking bout Schipperke, Schipperke, keeeee
We don't go to the dog park, we don't go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,
And all that we ever do is play in the sheets, sheets, sheeeeets
Chew us some rawhide, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeeep,

cause we den got ah

Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

I'm gonna take my time mmime!
Lhasa Apso gon' get hers before I...
I'm gonna take it slow... ow... oo... ow,
I'm not gonna rush to stroll,

If ya don't know by now, Tupac da Dogg is a freak, freak, freeeeeeak!
I keep a bad (female dog) with me seven days of the week, week, weeeeeek!
And all that we ever do is play the sheets, sheets, sheeeeeets
Chase us some cats, then go back to sleep, sleep, sleeeeeep,

cause we den got ah

Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

Tupac da Dogg is back, yo! I've been busy just chilling out (literally) in this New England cold while Dad has e been locking himself in the apartment watching movies and all while waiting for this punk-ass snow to ghost, you know what I'm saying? Meanwhile, a dog has been bored in this "loft." Dad is just kickin' it, but a dog has to get his and go out and meet some pups, you hear? All I've been doing is eating, sleeping and pooping. I'm ready to make that next step. I'm three now and ready to take it to da next level. I'm out!

Spring come on down! A dog is ready to hit the town.