Bling bling!

Look closely at my Dad's homegirl's hand. See that rock? Yep. La Letty here and her man Brian just got engaged. She won't tell anyone, but if you press a little button under the ring, the rock lights up. That's so ghetto. Anyway, these NY Queens peeps seem like they're happy. I've already promised to be the ring dog at the wedding. And I'm going to be the Dogfather to their first child.

I told Letty here after your man finishes paying off this Ice here, you should get a dog. Every house has to have a dog, you know what I'm saying? Especially if you stay in New York. Then you have to get your Dog some Ice, too. I'm trying to get Dad to put a gold grill in my mouth. That would be so cool!

Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo' city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about 50
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
Bling bling

So Many Tears

Steve Irwin

RIP

1962 - 2006

I watch the Animal Planet a lot, and I just found out that my homeboy here, the 'Crocodile Hunter' was killed today by a stingray. Witnesses say the animal's barbed tail struck Irwin through his chest, and into his heart. That's messed up, yo. I liked the 'Crocodile Hunter' because he liked animals, you know what I'm saying? Any even though he didn't try to tackle us Schipperkes, he seemed like he was down with the cause. I'm going to miss you brotha. Be careful up there. I'll be seeing you...

I'm fallin to the floor; beggin for the Lord to let me in

to Heaven's door -- shed so many tears

(Dear God, please let me in)

Lord, I've lost so many years, and shed so many tears..

I lost so many peers, and shed so many tears

I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, your Superman, your Superman...

OK. I know Dad's busy. I know he's got errands to run. I know he's got a stressful job that allows him to do this kind of work. But com'on, he's not even as busy as my Tia Diana the poet who just recently got published in the Indiana Review. So, I don't understand why lately Dad has been cutting my morning walks short. I don't even have time to pick out my spots! 'Go here,' he says. Hurry up. Go there.' I'm like, yo, can a dog sniff around? Chase some birds? A few rats? Maybe some kids? Can I at least scare the drunks by the Columbus statue?

This is redonk-ulous. If he doesn't stop rushing me, he's going to have more surprises when he gets home for now on. Then we'll see how fast homeboy goes...

First off you don't know Russell,
at all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll bite you off that barstool
There goes another lawsuit,
leave pawprints all across you

But I do know one thing though, humans, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo'
Maybe i'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that runway, oh...