This year halloween fell on a weekend

This year halloween fell on a weekend
Me and geto Dad are trick-or-treating
Robbing little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back and he was right before our face
We'd be in for a squab no doubt
So I swung and hit the doggie in his mouth

Ah man, homie
My mind is playing tricks on me

OK. So my costume ain't all that scary, and today is Halloween. So what, yo. Tonight my bark will be enough. Dad and I are going outside to scare some kids. I hate to say it, but Dad don't need no costume 'cuz he's one ugly human. But he's still my boy and all.

Go get some candy, Tupac Da Dogg lovers.

Can I get a what, what?

Mexico, Maine?!!!! Yep. This place exist. It was one of the many crazy ass places Dad and I came across while up there. I wanted so bad to ask people what they called themselves there. I wanted to say, "Hey yo. Like what do you townspeople call yourselves? You know, like when the mayor says 'in the name of progress I want all ________ to help fix this town!'" Funny thing was, Dad was the only real Mexican for miles. And I was the only New Mexican for miles. We even had to cross a river to get to this town! (No border patrol, though..er er er).

Can I hit in the MORNING
without givin you half of my dough
And even worse if I was broke would you WANT ME?
If I couldn't get you finer things
like all of them diamond rings (female dogs) KILL FOR
would you STILL ROLL?

If I was your best friend

So check it. I've been travelling 'round New England with dad to watch the leave turn colors and stuff, right? That's why I've been a away for some time now. Anyway, the other week dad takes me to ... Maine! I mean, like the state Maine! Man, a dog never thought he'd go up. The mothas can't even spell the place right. Anyway, we go and decide to hike up some "mountain." Man, these New Englanders don't know how we New Mexican dogs hold it down. But check it...it was hard, yo!

The trail was all steep and stuff. Plus, it got muddy in certain spots, and I even fell down. Dad did, too, but I stuck by him like a good dog is supposed to. I could have left him to go mack on some wild coyotes, but nah, I stuck by my homeboy. Remember, fools, a dog is your best friend, no matter what part of da world.

If I was your best friend,
I want you 'round all the time
(I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine
(Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend
(Uh huh)
now girl let's not pretend
(Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man
(Ha Ha!)
please say he's just a friend